Jade Leech

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[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

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“It must be fate that we met here like this. Would you care to join me for tea?”

❖ ── ⊱☕⊰ ── ❖

↓ muse & mun

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

hype moments and aura

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@Floydieleech offended? not at all. i was just assessing the sincerity of your intentions.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@Floydieleech shall i inform mother of your plans… or would you prefer to handle the confession yourself?

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@azultheoctopus1 if they begin interfering with mostro lounge operations, i’ll take appropriate measures. until then… i’m rather curious how this develops.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

my, how forward… i would advise against it, as i doubt you would enjoy the outcome. you may try, of course… though you will find i bite back.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul i’m afraid that won’t suffice… i’ll be handling you myself

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul to attribute a campus-wide lapse in restraint to your brief absence… how ambitious

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul oh, do relax, azul… as far as i’m aware, the only one with a taste for octopus remains myself

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul i wouldn’t dismiss rook-san’s case just yet. i thought it best to inform you… there has been a recent increase in reports of cannibalism on campus.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

there appears to be a growing interest in cannibalism among the student body. i would advise a touch more discretion… and perhaps better table manners.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@Floydieleech @awesomeazul ah… my mistake. i didn’t intend to irritate you.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

i collected several promising mushrooms during my walk this morning. floyd asked if any were poisonous. i told him that is precisely the sort of mystery one resolves through experimentation… he then asked if azul was aware… not presently, though i trust he’ll value the outcome.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@Floydieleech that’s quite alright. your attention tends to come and go… i’m accustomed to it.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul @Floydieleech you’re very amusing, azul

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@Floydieleech @awesomeazul really, floyd, don’t sulk. being a “favorite” would be rather limiting for you, wouldn’t it?

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul consider the issue resolved. i’ve taken the liberty of ensuring it won’t recur. you’re free to prioritize your health.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul i wasn’t going to say anything… but i’m glad you’ve returned, azul. it’s much more enjoyable having you where i can keep an eye on you.

[Jade Leech @UnderseaAdvisor]

@awesomeazul @Floydieleech i wasn’t going to say anything… but i can hardly fault your judgement