Les Coker

I am Les Coker, Walford's Resident Undertaker and Cross Dresser. Want to fuck with me? Fine. Expect a Standard Coker Burial. (Parody)

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#NoCokerNoParty

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@MissWignall I look majestic like

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@RichardTyers You know it cocker

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Les Coker is having a party, bring your corpses and your Charlie

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@MrsArthurFowler Who do you think you are, compare the market?

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@alfie_moon356 Just on a three week bender in Magaluf lad, I'll set my manager Jay the nonce on to it #Cokered

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@BumBoyMitchell @PAKYDAVE_ Fuck off Mitchell

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Les Coker is back in the fucking building

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Just out dogging in Worthing

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@zahrakhan2506 Bye bitch

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@homofabulous101 Haha the bender

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@_IanBeale_ Fuck off Ian you fat fuck

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#BlackFriday Buy one funeral for £4,000, get another one for £3,995. #Bargains

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@Ronnie442200 Asking for a Coker Cock Slap you bitch. Deano and I double teamed your sister last night, what are you going to do? #Cokered

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@QueenVicLinda Short changed me by 10p so I gave the bitch a Coker cock slap and nicked all the money out of the till #Cokered

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Just gave @mitchellmado a Walford Tombstone Piledriver because the twat finished at 3:28 instead of 3:30, the fucking skiving bitch #Cokered

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Bitch I am Christine

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@Paul4Jason Errrrr...is there something you wanted Paul?

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My poor balls are like peanuts after all the cum Claudette sucked out this morning

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Just having a good cooked breakfast with my faggot Grandson