UnderwaterFool

Wolves would not have me, yet I still learned to howl at the moon.
musings of a bard/fool/rogue/cunt
I don't wanna be a robot.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

She was a hot mess and I was a cold slab of butter on a dusty kitchen floor, but in a city like that, you take your chances; or eat ashes.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@treydayway I feel you, but you don't look that old. Happiest of days to you

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! All of the blood is pouring out of my eyes.
That's the Tweet

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

The sadness is not dramatic. That is the thing nobody tells you. It is quiet and domestic and it sits in the chair across from you and does not leave.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Bombing Venezuelan fisherman was a war crime. Arming Israel while they're doing a genocide is a war crime. Bombing Caracas and kidnapping their president was an act of war. Bombing schools and hospitals in Iran are war crimes. Now he's announcing the genocide of Iran.

Mad king.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

I wish I wasn't on here for 12 years, but it gives me perspective, like it was season 6 or 7 of Psych when I started this horseshit. It's definitely gotten worse, but I did actually make connections with people who are still very underrepresented. Actual human people.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@RepKeithAmmon Yeah. You fuckin did. The blood is on your hands. Fuck you

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@fuckyouiquit @RepKeithAmmon We knew that this would happen. Demonize, other, defame. Cunts.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

@RepKeithAmmon You voted for an unhinged madman who already staged a coup against our own country. Fuck your buyers remorse.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@DanCrenshawTX All I could hear as I read this was, "Glug glug glug. Give me more Nazi jizz in my whore mouth." Fuckin nerd.

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

And if tomorrow we disappear as civilization who will remember the song of the birds, the words we said, and what it took to survive madness of one man in 2026 while watching the dark side of the moon.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

Could Corey and Chuck stop being whores? Nah. They fuckin suck shit straight off Benny's dick. They actually like it. They love it. Same lunch as Donny likes: dead brown people.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

This is certifiable. I don't know if I can ever be saved.

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

More than ever we need to love each other.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@bustertheskacat @RantingsOfaGirl Fuck

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@nightly_moth @JohnCleese His brain has been cooked for quite some time, unfortunately.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@drmistercody @PressSec How dare you? 😤 She speaks for the president? of the Yunaied Shaysh.

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

@MaggieMaeFish Birdeater! Like, wtf is anyone thinking?

[UnderwaterFool @UnderwaterCop]

Do you even know what the queers are doing to the soil?

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

You live as a quiet memory in my heart.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

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