UnderwhelmingPotato

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@DanaldTrump @bendreyfuss You’ve met @ConceptualJames?

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@wil_da_beast630 *boop*

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Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.

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@blessedtism @Nessakins_ You’re missing out

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@rowdytellezbian Just don’t look too hard into the vegetables exception from the California labeling requirements.

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@jjvbtrq @Twins Who are you wanting to see? The guy who’s only been at Triple-A for six weeks or one of the injured guys?

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@TGVikes1 @Twins @LockedOnTwins 6-8 weeks. So, possibly he can get back and get a dozen or so starts in before the deadline.

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@KeikoMarie2006 @Twins “Above average to good” is like a 75%ile outcome for a non-top-ten nationally prospect. People constantly overestimate what a reasonable outcome is for a great prospect. “Michael Cuddyer” would be a good outcome e for Walker Jenkins, for instance.

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@marknorm @Nessakins_ If this was true, I’d be in favor of boarding up everyone in their houses till it’s eradicated. -1 inches seems like a problematic dick size

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@marcportermagee @JoshKraushaar “They’ll bounce right back from that COVID learning loss”

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@AaronGleeman Mike Tyson is good, but I prefer Von Moltke’s articulation of this truism: “No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy.”

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@AayWoods @AaronGleeman I’m guessing you’ll see some occasional Timberwolves stuff, cuz he’s a huge fan, but he only professionally does baseball

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@jim82517 @AaronGleeman Look at this guy over here simping for the billionaires.

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@aglol0 It contributes nothing.

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@OldeWorldOrder @cakesandale12 *in the history of the world

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@Orange_Sealion @LisaJac00750211 @itsBayleyWWE Agreed. Miz has been underrated since, like, 2008.

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@StarTribune Sigh

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@SenateBudget @SenateDems

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@lubonovicpj @tedfrank @bencampo @jbarro @TPCarney I don’t think they lied. At least not in a non-standard politician way. It was a cynical power play and awesome.

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@GirlGurl26 @emilykmay Yeah. Don’t buy property with people you’re not married ( or at least engaged) to