Jacob 🐧

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[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

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[𔘓 @lttlbabe]

me when I'm on support trying to run from dino's ult and my dps starts spamming for heals

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[(kjgd)osa @tridoza]

lmfao dawg

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

"My intention is to grow with the company."

Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

[studio gangsta @I_listen_to_npr]

white dudes love them some MF DOOM. *notices a sad, almost disillusioned expression on your face* well I do too. Give me a hug bro . . . . . . . *pushes you away* nigga did you just try to kiss me?

[GERMJIRA @GERMJIRA]

wesker in his office at 2pm on a sunday for no fucking reason

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Get our asses!

Sincerely,

One of the good ones.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My cousin got his 1st gun, dis nigga keep asking "who dat" boy dats granny chill 😭

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

I'd do this but I can't even bench the bar at the gym and I can't walk 10 steps without losing all my breath either and I'm broke and I can't read and I spend all my money on door dash and dm fees

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

*Leon sees a clicker*
Leon: "You don't seem like a fungi."
*Proceeds to suplex*
Leon: "But maybe you're starting to grow on me."

[brandon @theDDagenda]

just checked my bank account

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

No, I am pretty sure it's the lack of empathy.

[Jacob 🐧 @UndisputedYappr]

@newhaccount LEFT UPPERCUT FROM DEEN THE GREAT! RYAN GARCIA IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT--AND ITS OVER!!!

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package so I skinned his ass alive

[Tomris Laffly @TomiLaffly]

SIR IAN MCKELLEN. He is doing so many things here at once: giving an acting lesson, giving a history lesson, emphasizing the power of arts, AND eloquently speaking against ICE & silencing anti-immigrant bigotry.

Wow…..

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

In the original manga, Austin Powers had an older brother named Hiroyuki Powers who was killed during the Fat Bastard arc

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Going outside and asking my neighbor who’s already started shoveling if he has ever heard of Sisyphus

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

N*gga just called me talkin about going out tonight.

I pooted in the phone and hung up