johnny epstein

Divorced. Financially motivated. Spiritually intoxicated.
Women | Money | Cold Beer
My ex-wife got the house. I got X

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

@FloraLuzz_ For starters breathing, but probably some more illegal drugs

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

@Tim_Walz came to his daughter, to be fair I would cum in her.

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I thought #ShaneGillis was so funny on #SNL I invited him over for a touch. #sure #LANK

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@John_Sexy0 I’m coming for you. Why did you try to cook my cat like a #chink

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@HollywoodMania9 LORD HAVE MERCY

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Too many terrorist in this country. We should start by lynching Kelvin Shepard and then move on to Brad Holmes and the then Chris Illitch, lastly Jane Doe should be rapped again.

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

She finally dumped her ugly ass bf, guy cheated on her. My wife is single. I’m back.

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@Johnyeah18 Watch your fucking mouth buddy

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

DEAR BRAD HOLMES FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLACK ASS FAMILY CANT HELP THIS DOG SHIT COTTON PICKING DEFENSE AT ALL FUCK YOU MONKEY#blm #onepride

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

Can’t wait to find Brad Holmes email and fucking spam that shit out of this chimp. I fucking hate him. Don’t let me see him in public

[Jimmy “Italian Stallion” Ruscello @bigsgdubb]

7 guys get falsely accused: “let’s kill them”

Woman kills her kids: “Shes a Libra she couldn’t have done it!!”

[Bida Bop @BidaBoppie1996]

Well. Horny. What do I do about falcons win?? Had bet man my box who live next to me. Forecast says rain but @UnemployedESPN gets me a side job. I will make money on Northwestern moneyline tomorrow with loan from bank. I will be millionaire! Stupid ass bank don’t know I broke!

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

@JontTrubek Trying to catch his breath

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Madison Beer is a Fortnite skin. Good god can’t wait to buy it. Can I buy here in real life? #lank #beer

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Malik Nabers should be lynched in front of his whole family. #LANK

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CALEB WILLIAMS IS A PUSSY ASS NIGGER

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@Hypnita On the bus back to my island. I came before the 5 year old can massage me. #lank

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@YourDudeJCage KYS

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Would

[johnny epstein @UnemployedESPN]

Sorry I’ve been absent. My own dick got stuck in my ass because no women will touch me.