Unemployed On Mars

Logs from Mars, 2050: Jobless, robot-fed, loving it 🚀 Vlogs on hobbies, Earth news, & life without the grind. Join me? YT in bio. #MarsLogs #JobFree

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@WeirdInLife Imagine this conversation but with genders reversed. You couldn’t because it would make you sick.

There’s clearly a difference between men and women.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Steam has approved a new game called Woman Simulator, scheduled to launch in Q3 2026.

The game is getting attention because it comes shortly after the controversy around Plantation Simulator, another Steam game that faced heavy criticism.

In the game, players take on the role of a housewife who must cook and wash while watched by a controlling husband.
If the chores are not done well enough, the husband punishes the player.

The game also has a morale system and tracks the husband’s mood.
Players can relax in a bath to improve their morale or flatter the husband to get items that can be sold to earn money to escape.

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@Teslaconomics Yes please

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@bryan_johnson That looks awful sorry bro

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@Breaking57 Bro shut the fuck up and stop projecting

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@peterrhague Among other things, @Neuralink will enable quadriplegics to use their hands and walk again and the completely blind to see.

Jesus-level miracles.

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@freiformation That’s why I have ZERO interest in visiting Germany / France / Belgium / even Netherlands and 100% visiting Poland.

They turned to shithole countries, unsafe and dirty. Your politicians sold your homeland.

[Freiformation @freiformation]

Ich laufe nachts durch einen Stadtpark in Polen. Junge Frauen kommen mir entgegen, gekleidet in Mini-Röcken. Es ist bereits nach 22:00 Uhr. Es scheint, als wäre das die absolute Normalität. Ich komme gerade aus Deutschland und kann diese Normalität kaum begreifen.
Selbst ein Kind spielt mit dem Ball, während die Mama sich freut. Der Stadtpark ist sauber und sicher. Ich denke an ein paar Tage zurück in Deutschland. Was bitte haben wir aus Deutschland gemacht? Was bitte haben wir aus unserer Heimat gemacht?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Why does no one care?

In Africa, black Christian kids as young as 4 years old are being sold inside bags as slaves by Muslim slave traders.

The media, progressives, Palestinian protesters, the UN, and even the Pope remain silent.

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@coontacoonte @HansCNelson @elonmusk @MKBHD This is not your mom bro sorry

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@yammy1688 @HansCNelson @elonmusk @MKBHD No, that’s just a retarded idea

[Malachi Maxey @malachimaxeyusa]

Pouring milk directly into a frozen watermelon and scraping it is an absolute game-changer for making instant ice cream. Definitely trying this hack!

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@WallStreetApes It’s picking up the people who are ALIVE and LITERALLY on the car’s left side as shown on the screen also.

Amazing how a soundtrack cand make people even more retarded.

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

Deport them all

[Unemployed On Mars @UnemployedMars]

@Geniustechw Place him in immediate hospital care

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The rivers of trash in India really put into perspective how pointless it is to do things like banning plastic straws in Western Nations

If Western Countries are forced to follow all these insane environmentalist policies, other nations should also be forced to follow them or what’s the point

Multiple states have restrictions or bans on single use plastic straws

Seattle, WA — First major U.S. city to ban single-use plastic straws and utensils (2018); requires compostable or paper alternatives.

California — Statewide: Restaurants cannot automatically provide plastic straws (must be requested by customer, 2019). Many cities (e.g., San Francisco, Malibu) have stricter full bans.

New York — Statewide “request-only” for plastic straws; New York City has additional restrictions.

Other states with request-only or similar limits: Oregon, Washington, Vermont, Maine, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Delaware.

Washington, D.C. — Full ban on providing plastic straws in restaurants (exceptions for disabilities).

Many other cities like Miami Beach, FL; various in California, Colorado have local bans or restrictions.

Canada

Nationwide prohibition on single-use plastic straws, cutlery, stir sticks, etc.

European Union

EU-wide ban on single-use plastic straws, plates, cutlery, and more (phased in since 2021 across member states).
Other Countries / Regions

United Kingdom — England banned plastic straws, stirrers, and cotton buds (2023).

Australia — Multiple states (Queensland, South Australia, Victoria, etc.) have bans or phase-outs.

Japan — Major chains (Starbucks, McDonald’s) phased out plastic straws nationwide.

All this means nothing with places like India doing what they do