Black Jasmine

Sufferer of the Woke Mind Virus. Welcome to the Homosexual Melancholy 🏳️‍🌈🇿🇼 (he/him)📍Temple of Haram

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

📍

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

This is how South Africans score on Come Dine With Me

[finn @ImDopeAs]

leaving the kitchen whenever i microwave something

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Where two or more non-blacks are gathered, a woke-jerk will occur

[ahmed @ahmedxjean]

the comic artist is… indeed white

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

So this isn’t Keir Starmer?

[cj- @cjnieI]

Nobody can talk taste like old queens they just don’t make gays like this anymore

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

😭pls

[🎾 #S1NNER @jumpingbhs]

genuinely the realest and most hilarious tik tok i’ve seen 😭

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Heated Rivalry for dictators

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

I’d redownload the app for him #sorry

[T @Toytweets_]

Simba definitely asks girls if they have snap #loveisland

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Masculine peacocking

[Eat, Pray, Cum @negroadjacent]

what is up with the obsession of Black Gay men constantly trying to out masc each other? Nobody wanna shake ass in the club, everybody wanna stand on the wall in Amiri jeans and sunglasses and mean mug

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Somebody call @jaboukie

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Longtime GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known. https://t.co/ZfYRElfRoW

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Beyoncé in If I Were a Boy(Islamic remix):

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

When they show you a screenshot of this tweet at the gates…

[𓊖 omega level faggot 𓊖 @omegalevelfagg]

mind yew he had more holes than me…

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

That’s why we’re watching #ThePolygamist

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

Nathula. Isn’t it Father’s Day?

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

US being the whore

[Mundo Do Tênis 🎾 @mundodotenispod]

Slams

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

Evil white supremacist becomes a trillionaire. Well of course!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

They’ll even do it even though you’re African

[nkechi deeallo @fauxOOTER]

when yt ppl interact w somebody black and they start using aave… u know u don’t gotta do that right

[Celeste ✨ @Celeste_Treal]

douched at 5am

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

These are words I’d actually expect from some black men, unfortunately.

[Tofu Tomato 🍅 @oluwatofunmii_]

Racism aside. Words I never thought I’d hear a black man say. Disgraceful.

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

😭

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

#NeedHim

[Edline🇿🇼 @curious_edline]

Those are Muriwo arms killed me😂😂😂😂

[Black Jasmine @Unemployed_fag]

This is someone’s uncle

[honeydivaxx @girlypops77]

ever since simba came in Ope looks like a dad of ten living pay check to pay check
#LoveIsland #loveislanduk