Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman)

///Reggae Rumble Warrior///

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

This fucking place lmaaaoooo

[🇮🇹Dayday @YoungHelghast]

Never letting a woman use me again, at least until next time it happens

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Now that black people have discovered the joys of whippets we're about to get a whole new breed of Super-Juggalos with even worse credit scores

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Noticed my girl's pajama pants had a small tear in the crotch while we were getting fresh. Tore that bitch open and went to work. I'm living out all my 15 year old fantasies

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I always wondered how my mexican coworkers were always so upbeat and friendly all the time. After railing fat lines of Colombian white with them for the last year, I'm beginning to form a theory.

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I bet we can fit so many Indians in that bad boy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mars will be called the “New World”, just as America was in past centuries.

Such an inspiring adventure!

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

@fairy_bait I like to imagine this was an unbroken chain of events

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Putting yourself in a k-hole for the dinner rush

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

@DUNEKUNE That's the fucking life man

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Bitch so freaky she got me practicing my double larkshead knot

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

You need to work at a bar. I worked at this bitch for 2 months and the bartender ain't let me pay for a drink since

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Nick my wife is standing here, turned into a pillar of salt. You tripped her and made her look back at sodom even though the angel explicitly told us not to

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Or maybe shit just goes hard

[Vinter @TerminusVinter]

The relationship that people in the west have with Silent Hill 2 is similar to their relationship with Junji Ito (and with Evangelion, to a lesser extent) -- it's a fetish. It's a way to feel ''deep'' and fancy because you ''enjoy'' things made by the ''mysterious foreigners''

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

"My boyfriend dumped me 😔 but at least now you can destroy my pussy without me feeling guilty about it"
Girl who the fuck taught you to talk like this?

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I, of course, knew that Destiny and Fuentes were fucking, because the best sex I've ever had was with a girl who was family friends with the Clintons. Why else would they hang out so much?

Also Nick is very clearly a gay man

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

Do y'all realize that girls that did theater in high-school love dressing up in stupid little outfits? They're also the freakiest women on earth. It's easy

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I already like him, you don't have to glaze him like this

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

He’s doing it right in front of the cameras…

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I'm just honkin on my tonk rn

[Samuel Hammond 🦉 @hamandcheese]

So if I have this right, Cormac McCarthy gave refuge to a victim of abuse, began a loving relationship, delayed having sex until she reached the Texas age of consent, offered marriage but when declined used his MacArthur money to pay for her return home, staying in touch until his death, such that 47 years later she not only has no regrets but credits him with saving her life? And this is supposed to be damaging to his reputation?

[Buckra Mutombo (The Japanese Sandman) @UnendingPilgrim]

I was fucking this girl, tongue in her throat and I burped right in her mouth. Neither of us missed a beat though. This is locked in.