I'm in SUCH a mood to be a dependent fatso~ Get me so big I need your help with every little thing. Hold my arm to steady me as I slowly, ponderously waddle where I need to go, wheezing all the while. Help me get dressed and into my wheelchair, then we can go to the buffet~
Puppygirls be like: we’re not friends unless you explicitly call us friends, and I really want to be your friend but I won’t call you a friend cause what if you don’t feel the same way as me