Dave

Furloughed Door Guy/Bartender at The Hollywood Improv. Acerbic Comedian. Esoteric Anomaly. I look important. I’ve made over $100 in Comedy.

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I’m so tired of Hollywood only letting predators succeed. They need to give nice guys like me a chance. I masturbate the old-fashioned way, alone and into a sock. Just like Roosevelt!

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@Madison420Ivy @Brazzers @ANGELAWHITE @Rickybehavior Money

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@Bronwinxox @Bronwin1231 Utter lies

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Sabrina Carpenter and I would make such a cute couple

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@jeanafruity Pure lies

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@jeanafruity Don’t believe it at all

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@lady_valor_07 Probably in hell… because that sounds like a nightmare

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@NoDMsPerfavore They got married

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@lilahlickedyou Still your smile is my most favorite curve you have 🔥🔥🔥

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@imnotbabykk Heard

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@Starfeyy If you are still in Saratoga…. Come to 9 Maple

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@itsz_lisa Sí

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@itsz_lisa Nice

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@Bronwin1231 Of all your curves, I like your smile best.

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@Bronwin1231 I’m here to interrupt whatever situationship you are entering

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@Bronwin1231 If the surprise is you coming on my face then we all win

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@Bronwin1231 @_Soma__999 You can find this person if you ask hard enough…. I’m ready for OnlyFans

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Does Antifa have a handle? Because I’ve got some good protest ideas for them… Ditch the frog costumes and just wear SS outfits and tell ICE “what good jobs they are doing” in German accents of course. Imagine all the photos of SS officers applauding them. Satire at its peak.

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@itskellfire Never

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@nicoleluvsx Meet you at the Bellagio

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@Madison420Ivy The best type of handful