The war on sad protein shakes is on—join Ungodly’s founder as he takes on fitness culture, bad flavors, and the tyranny of tradition for the sake of mortal gains! 💪😈
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What’s your most traumatic protein shake side effect
Options:
- Gag reflex triggered
- Sudden flatulence
- Unexpected toilet sprint
- Emotional damage
Comment down your answer below. We’re collecting evidence for PSVA.
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PSVA: Protein Shake Victims Anonymous. If you’ve ever gagged, bloated, farted, or wept after a protein shake… You may qualify for compensation. Watch the footage.
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You’re not alone. We’ve all taken a third day off that turned into a month-long identity drift.
That’s why we built the Mortal Manifesto.
Sign it. Own your comeback. Join the movement.
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⚠️ This is NOT a protein ad.
⚠️ This is NOT a fitness trend.
⚠️ This is NOT what you think it is.
🎬 Ungodly Episode 1 has been launched!
We’re not selling a product. We’re launching something bigger. Be part of the first to see WTF this actually is.
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