Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡

💋Your Fave Holesum Latina🎁💦Cum Activist 🎉✨🍆ratings 💸☎️Siren of impure thots👑 Gooch Muse 🍑 Queen of Degenerates📝Sex Therapist 🌊 Hedonist 🎁

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

Reflecting the fuck out of it ✨

[josferatu @xcrawlback2godx]

enjoy the blowjob...
but reflect on it...

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

@HairFlipsNChips Good. i never understood her dating the 5th Weasley brother

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

Alert all the bears! @TBear944

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Bank of America has said that 70% of its bear-market indicators have been triggered.

[𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑.𝐗 @SAVAGERX23]

When you’re relationships so bad your friends celebrate…

[Softboy @softboywin]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

@ashleystollar Kinda funny innit bruv?! LOL

[Pisces @PiscesPosse]

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[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Did anyone else’s parents tell them growing up not to shower during a thunderstorm because you might get struck by lightning? ⛈️ ⚡️

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

LMFAO

[domestic grace @holyhomemaking]

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

[crust bucket @EeeOsborne]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

👀👀

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Wait a minute- he just did sum

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

this warrants a House rewatch tbqh

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

@courtnelc

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

That seafood soup from the Asian place that clears up any sign of disease at the first snuffleupagus

[Jenn @OnyinyegiftJenn]

What's the first thing you think of when you see this container?

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

@3L_strugglebus exactly. How much you wanna bet i'll end up having to do the witness/exhibit lists and exhibits from scratch ANYWAY after AI spits out some unuseable SLOP

[Lizmo ♥️💙💜💚💛🧡 @UnhingedLizmo]

it finally happened. one of attorneys at my firm is insisting i use AI software to create trial exhibits. When i said i was ethically and morally opposed to using AI bc of the harm being done to communities and water scarcity in my own hometown, i was met w/sarcasm & and eye roll