Rat poison

I have no idea 🐀

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IF YOU HAVE 4 PENCILS AND 7 APPLES, HOW MANY PANCAKES WILL FIT ON THE ROOF?
PURPLE. BECAUSE ALIENS DON'T WEAR HATS

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¡ was walking my sock but the rain was on fire so my squirrel got arrested with my burger

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Purple gold fish bop it,
Do not use, turn it.

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Sold the cat today, had cold soup again for dinner
Ps. The windows open

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Everyone needs a su*cide Playlist

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Sometimes I wonder who is driving the big green truck thought the bread towers