The Unhipster

Just living a VHS life in a streaming world.

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I’m trying to be cautiously optimistic but I reallly have no hope of 2020 not being a horrible year.

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@Talib76362862 @solexfresh599 Just log off. Spare us your BS.

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When does the job vacancy on #bamaandbourbon post?

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Hot today. #Golfdisney

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@CrimsonCoverage Then who the fuck is the guy?? All these talking assholes keep saying this but what is the solution other than throwing away a ton of money? If I am not mistaken, Alabama was in the fucking playoffs last year. Am I right???

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Ladies, what in the hell are y’all thinking when you leave the house nowadays??

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@colecubelic The entire Big10

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@MarkRHall Those loafers do look a little light tho.

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@DesireeAmerica4 Hippie flipping should be an Olympic sport.

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@On3 10-2

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@MarkRHall Had a Zenith. If you had a Curtis Mathes you were rich.

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@SassyAmberHaddy I can go stand in my den right now in the exact spot I was in when this happened. My daughter and I just stared in disbelief. Then we went to @Academy and bought championship shirts. #RollTide

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@SECcousinShane Youth pastor at a mega church.

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I wish Erling Haaland and @ilona_maher had a kid because that child would be the absolute playground unit of all time.

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@NextRoundLive Auburn only having 3 more than GaTech. 😂

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@BGatesIsaPyscho It's like Sheldon Cooper said. "I used to believe in evolution, but since I've evolved, I find I have outgrown it.".