𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

ɪᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪʀʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛɪʙʟᴇ.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

ㅤ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ-ʟᴏᴠɪɴ' ᴀʙᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

The ideal size dynamic between Aramis and her partner.

[𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐚, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 @_RaccMercHire]

⠀ ⠀
〝 ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴏʙ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ? ɪꜰ ɴᴏᴛ, ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ. ʙᴏᴏᴢᴇ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ. 〞

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ -ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ.-
⠀ ⠀

[𝓜usashi. 𐂃 @MOOZERKER]

ᅠ
 ❀ ʙᴜsᴛʏ ᴜ͟ᴅ͟ᴏ͟ɴ-sʟᴜʀᴘɪɴɢ ʀᴏɴɪɴ⠀ׅ⎖
   𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚⠀ׅ𖤠
   ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀ̲ᴅ̲ᴇ̲、
   新免武蔵守藤原玄信⠀ׅ⎖ ❀
         ♥︎ ＋ ⟳
 ᅠ

[‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕸𝐄𝐖‎ 〜 ♡ @PINKNL0VEY]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
𝓒𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛 ．．
𝓘𝑡’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝖇𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜
𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠，𝒎𝒆𝒘~！
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

<–––––– doesn't understand racism, but gets instinctually angry (and hard) when called a slur.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

( aramis is just sitting there, "listening" with a smile on her face. everything is going in one ear and out of the other. )

[Vanilla @whitechoccutie]

Right?!~ That's my girlfriend! She's the best! I love her so much like—

( nil is now rambling for god knows how long. )

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

Woah, she's super pretty, too.

[Vanilla @whitechoccutie]

She's a total princess!~
I love her sooooo much...♥

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

Dunno who your sweetheart is, though. Are they pretty too?

[Vanilla @whitechoccutie]

They really are...
Nothing better than my sweetheart, though.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

All of those frat ladies are super pretty . . . . 💞

[𝚃𝙾𝚇𝙸𝙲 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 @vilethespian]

ᅠ
ᅠ𝑩É𝑨𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑫𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑻 ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠ᙭ΛΨ's 𝑻𝑶𝑷 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨-𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑨𝑵
ᅠ
ᅠ"𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑮𝑶 𝑶𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑳 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑫~♡"

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

Biting mood.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

@ChiPsiHonorary Then go get some? I thought that'd be obvious. Aren't grown-ups s'posed to be smart?

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

@ChiPsiHonorary Nuh-uh! That's the day you give MORE candy to kids! I just want a normal amount today.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

@ChiPsiHonorary What's my favorite day gotta do with you giving me candy????

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

The lack of sugar in her system makes the girl very, very lethargic.

It'll take her twice as long to totally empty her balls out into the next lady she gets snatched up by.

[𝕱𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝕸𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 @UnholyAtrocity]

Handle your local young abomination with care; that 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐘 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 can be legally registered as a dangerous weapon.