Unicepter

[prim @plntprim]

your political views do define you btw

[joel @pupstatic]

I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a fucking loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint

[ً @artfuIchaos]

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware.

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[mad @JB5ri]

Messi if he ever knew he's gonna face him in the world cup final after 19 years

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[jane 🎎🇭🇹 @_3ternalworm]

America in the first half

[BrickLeaf 🧱🍃 @brickleaf2026]

how it feels waking up at 6 in the morning and drawing on your tablet while watching pirated movies from 123movies

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

next english person i encounter is getting their fucking ass beat

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[َ @gir1genius]

TE ODIO HARRY POTTER TE ODIO

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

JULIAN QUIÑONES YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A LOTUS FLOWER

[𝙎 𝙐 𝙉 𝙉 𝙔🪐✨ @OhTheSunnySide]

everyone gotta die...

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[no labels yuli⁷ is seeing bts!! @heolaholic]

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

[𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @raulnoesta]

y yo me acabo de comprar mi playera de méxico con la tarjeta de crédito

[ricardo minoxidil @ricardoalcarazp]

Puta madre

[chiara 🇲🇽🇻🇦✨ @catholichiara]

Fuck it, We need a slur for English people

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

LMFAOOOOO LETS GET NEGATIVE