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Follow me or get in the van. No, seriously...

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When someone fat asks you if their skinny and you just sit there in scilence praying for a miracle. #UQ

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If only I knew my superpower would be being invisible to you... I would of never wished for one in the first place. #UQ

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"Warning 20% batery left" Fuck it. "Warning 8% battery left" Whatever "Warning plug in charger 2% batery left" FUCKING RUUUNN! #UQ

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When people ask me to recomend them a song my brain automatically forgets every song I've ever heard. #UQ

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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to bed. #UQ

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Hello my beautiful followers!

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A girls favorite song will tell you more about the way she feels that her mouth ever will.#UQ

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Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. #UQ

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*Phone vibrates* *Runs across the floor, jumps over stuff, reaches for phone" Crap! Not the person I wanted it to be from.. #UQ

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I think everything would be much easier if we could Google how a certain person feels about us. #UQ

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Whenever someone calls me ugly I get really sad and hug them, couse it must be really horrible for people visually impaired. #UQ

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Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact that you're going to die. #UQ

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Me:"I'm going to bed"
Internet:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No" #UQ

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I like people that I can have a deep conversation with, but also to joke around at the same time. #UQ

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Can't reach what fell down? I don't need it. #UQ

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I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless we're in a dark place.. Then you're going first. #UQ

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Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch #UQ

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Imagine one day you become a celebrity and the media exposes all your photos from the past. #UQ

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I miss when I was little, when I didn't care about my weight, my clothes, my hair and did what made me happy.. #UQ

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I hate it when I'm reading and I start thinking about something and I have no idea about what I just read. #UQ