Fake Unicorn Frapp

**THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT** You're drinking Unicorn poo

[Royce Christyn @ChristynRoyce]

@OpalVadhan This documentary should be required viewing. I’m so happy it’s coming out at a time when we need it most. The chilling line “be our champion, go away” is gut-wrenching. This is going to be a film people watch for generations. Congrats to all involved 💙 https://t.co/NGoQxn8N6C

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Happiness and success are all in our minds. You can be happy just looking at a beautiful sky. You can think you were successful when you baked a great loaf of bread.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Your brain is the thing that is creating your pain. Your body is telling you that you are not thinking and doing things - other than focusing on your pain.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Concentrate your mind on giving, loving, and thanking.

[Oprah Winfrey @Oprah]

These 2 are so compelling on screen and worthy of your time. Story of a young boy who sues his parents for having children they can’t take care of. Makes you think of all the children for whom this story is a daily reality. Bravo team #Capernaum 👏🏽👏🏽

[grant landis @grantlandis]

hold men accountable for their actions #WomensMarch2019

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Give yourself a break, and don't be so down on yourself.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

I've got 85 years of memory as I am still in my childhood. Which part of the memory would you like me to share with you?

[PACES 🖤 @PacesMusic]

Just breathed in some chilli oil. Absolutely wild ride. Would not recommend it.

[Sterling Riggs @SRiggsWDRB]

When I order for my wife at Starbucks, I feel like I’m calling a complicated football play. Grande, Maple Pecan Latte, half the pumps with non fat milk! On two....ready break!

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

We’re excited to announce our classic burgers have no artificial preservatives, no artificial flavors and no added colors from artificial sources! Our pickle contains an artificial preservative, so skip it if you like. Changes you can feel good about! 😁 https://t.co/4dmOf0pg5C

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

did everyone get our message

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

#NationalTacoDay may be over, but we're already counting down the days until next year's National Taco Day... https://t.co/1vJGOb9M49

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Happy Belated Birthday, @DILLONFRANCIS. Hope your birthday was as amazing as this screenshot.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Halloween costume ✅.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Only a few left! Grab this year’s limited edition #NationalTacoDay t-shirt before it sells out today. https://t.co/rrcw4mV1HP

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

It doesn't take a scientist to know that if a person is sexually assaulting you, with a hand to your mouth, and you fear for your life, the face you see will be emblazoned in your memory forever.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I just discovered, by accident, that scotch goes really well with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Don't want to imply I drink a lot of scotch. But I do eat lots of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, so this was bound to happen.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Watch MSNBC for the latest.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Do something good every day. It could be a small thing like calling a friend you have been ignoring for some time. It could be just smiling and giving a little wink to your sister who is looking depressed.