@cherrycrushTV I swear you never age. I know that no matter what question I asked, there would be some loophole where they wouldn't have to give a direct answer.
I still think I'm funny, here's one reason why:
So, my wife made dinner tonight, and it was Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs. I bit into my meal, and knew that she must have been fantasizing about another man with a bigger dick than me again because I found pubic hairs on the hot dog.