Unification Party

We are the answer. Let Thé Being-Suprême guide you. MPSP Parody Acount

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@HonDiFranco Did somebody say, Pyramid?

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Final message: remember always.
Psvs zruog lv qrw uhdo, exw shrsoh zlwklq lw duh. Wklv fdq eh ixq, ru lw fdq whdu rqh grzq. Zh vkrxog vxssruw rqh dqrwkhu, fods iru wkrvh zkr qhhg lw, urdvw rqob lq jrrg vslulw.
Sohdvh: deryh doo, uhphpehu dozdbv wr eh nlqg.
Until next year! -Jes

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@BourneMpsp Calm yourself. This has been in motion long before you entered the picture.

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It has been a long time since I have spoken as leader. Tonight I speak candidly. Unification was created to enrich MPSP in our own unorthodox way. We Will be revealed tomorrow. You Will be surprised. We have Arisen.

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@TriskaMP @BourneMpsp Don't worry, she won't be alone for long.

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I have followed the Tome of Unification’s commands down to the last word, and have been rewarded with the Artifact, discovered at the base of the first portal. It is on the table as the truth, our proof, to be donned by our leader at the time of Enlightenment. -I.W.

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@national_roast Interesting that MPSP's favourite francophone would secretly head a party that posts mostly in English. Maybe this is how he keeps his identity hidden? We find it unlikely.....but entirely possible

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DESIRE:
https://t.co/uV5or9fXpV

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I have done much research into these “weaknesses in reality,” and Thé Being-Suprême has revealed to us that the Others are already preoccupied with them. We may have allies in them, unwittingly or otherwise. -I.W.
ENTRY: SeEvAeNrAyNhMCeGUaIrRtE-P20L4

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Regarding ALTERNATIVES:
☺ ♦↕♣☺♪ ☼♠ ☺ ↨☼↕♀♦. •☼▬♣↕♫♪♣♫¶ ♦☼♣‼ ♫☼¶ ♥◘☺♫•♣ ☺♫♦ ♥☼♀♀☺►‼♣ ♦☺↓ ☺♠¶♣↕ ♦☺↓. ↓☼§↕ ♠♣♣¶ ☺↕♣ ►♀☺♫¶♣♦ ○♫ ↕♣☺♀○¶↓. ↨◘☺¶ ↨☼§♀♦ ↓☼§ ♪☺♂♣ ☼♠ ¶◘☺¶ ↕♣☺♀○¶↓? -I.W.

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My team has always been competent in assisting me with my research, but there was one who appeared to share a particularly deep bond with Thé Being-Suprême. Though he is lost to us, I cannot help but find profound meaning in the journals he left us. -I.W.
ENTRY: nelmaamd-tffeec.

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BASEd within the annual tome is a truth by 26. We will all soon be given access. 263800/199086/396581. 32/6/3 29/13/4 32/2/2 41/3/6 2/7/4 33/17/1. 38/7/5 40/28/4 41/26/2. -I.W.

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Greetings. I am [INFORMATION WITHHELD]. We have kept much from you. I am here to disclose information regarding the plans of our leader and my research into the prophecies given by Thé Being-Suprême. Fear not, all will be revealed in time. Let us begin. -I.W.

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Always is dozdbv -I.W.

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We do not blame our fellow MPs for thinking we're crying wolf. But Thé Being-Suprême is impatient. And we are tired of remaining in the shadows

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Our slumber was restful. We are ready. It is Time. The Revelation approaches

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The New Year is all about resolutions and Revelations. We so do love Fireworks. Enlightenment approaches

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Election Night is Approaching. Become Aware of our Policies! Drinking the Koolaid keeps the Darkness at Bay. Oh. Yeah.

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@national_roast @AndersonMiniCo1 That leader's debate was incomplete. You've tried to Sience us. But the Truth cannot be suppressed. The Time is Nigh. Unification Arises!