Only the Unified Communist Party is committed to bold and out-of-the-box, yet practical and achievable thinking! Only the UCP will put a red sun in the sky! Vote UCP for Project Lucifer!
Olympus Mons is a fitting name, for just as the Greek Gods cast off the Titans to save themselves, so will we have to cast off the Earthers. We are all modern Olympians, and this is not just any revolution: this is the Titanomachy.
Committee Secretaries Faetonov and Sharkby take a selfie together at this year's party convention. Keep up the great work Comrade Committee Secretaries!
The only thing encircling the sun under the UCP will be a gigantic particle accelerator to discover new particles and name them after Marx. While the UCP supports constructing a Dyson swarm in concept, there can be no Dyson sphere until Mars has a magnetosphere!
Since our earliest days, the UCP has been committed to envisioning and implementing bold megaprojects that will deliver real returns for Martians. Even today, we still support these policies. Martians can develop Mars, it is the UN who refuses to let us.
Under the UCP, all public buildings will be designed by clones of Frank Lloyd Wright, Le Corbusier, Oscar Niemeyer, and others. Only the UCP champions proletarian architecture that will energize and include the people!
Important update: divisions of the Red Army are being mobilized in response to reports of sectarian violence to ensure a free and fair election. Like and retweet if you support our brave poll watchers!
@Mars__2225 the Unified Communist Party is here to fight for man and dolphin alike! under the people's leadership, the workers will seize the means of production and colonize the whole Solar system!