the best part about the new cod game is in between rounds when u can talk to the other team and instead of being mean u just ask them if any of them have a netflix login u can use just for a couple weeks not forever
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a metalcore vocalist to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if screaming “905” will help