Onion Southampton

The new face of Southampton University's Students Union! Parody. Banter 24/7. #justiceforsusu

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@EmilyLShepherd We think you would need a rather large cup of tea to dissolve a whole union

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

We're a bit confused about this referendum. Surely it's up to the students at the the University of Europe to decide their Union's future?

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

Incidentally, if you have any problems or queries about any aspect of uni life don't hesitate to call someone else. Or Us., if you must

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

Seems we've lost @YourSUSU. We feel as if we ought to write a eulogy. Suggestions welcome! #justiceforsusu

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

We've just heard there's now a second petition to shut us down. I was literally just given this job. Well, if it's what the students want...

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

And just a reminder that THIS is the official parody account for Union Southampton... https://t.co/c46uShbXjf

[SUSU @Union_Soton]

Just a reminder that this is the official Twitter account for Union Southampton (previously called 'SUSU').

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU Shouldn't that be "Us." You of all people, my, my.

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

Great news everyone! Our PR consultant did it. Apparently there was some sort of calendar mix-up. PETITION AWAY! https://t.co/rhvxxD9hoC

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU @HarryKersh @Union_Soton let's just appreciate the genius of #justiceforsusu hashtag. Briefly. Not that we officially approve...

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU @midraiesis plus it translates as a naughty word in Martian...

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@Dartaglon @YourSUSU afraid not. We've hired a really expensive PR consultant to try and fix this mess but he's on holiday this week :(

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU REVEALED: The real reason for the new logo - didn't want to be confused with the Royal Mint

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@BobRimington it's funny you should mention that...

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

We're pleased to announce that following an extensive consultation, The Cafe will now be known simply as Food.!

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

To clarify, we the dropped SUSU precisely because it was well liked, and associated with democracy and openness. https://t.co/vBgId7VUob

[Wessex Scene @WessexScene]

We Need To Talk About Us. https://t.co/52ym4bHlLL

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU Good work on remembering the full stop. Plus, look on the bright side, you have coffee!

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@matcow7 @YourSUSU @Union_Soton Sorry, but that would not fit in with our new friendly and inclusive strategy

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@afcwpower @Union_Soton @steviedeek @YourSUSU "listening". Don't know, sorry. We'll have to look that one up

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

@YourSUSU @Union_Soton Thank you for clearing this up

[Onion Southampton @UnionSoton]

Thank you for all of your comments at last night's feedback meeting. We promise to pay just as much attention to your opinion as last time..