So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
🇺🇸 My @USMNT World Cup predictions:
• Zendejas will be the breakout star
• Pulisic will lead the team in goals
• The U.S. will finish 1st in Group D
• The U.S. will advance to the quarterfinals
• I will have a *great* time watching
Bookmark this one if you don't agree. 😎