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@hakluke i didn't even click the link, i manually went to youtube, searched it up and clicked on it of my own free will before i realised what i had done. you made me rickroll myself.

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elon please

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it's weird to think that 25 is a multiple of 7

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@JohnGlacious eels arent animals

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why dont we just solve the power crisis by breeding up millions of electric eels and hooking them up to the power grid? literally couldn't get cleaner, cheaper energy

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did you know that "stun gun" is "nuggets" backwards?

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always keep an eye out for porcupines

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good evening

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i find the older you get, the harder it is to pretend you're young enough to enter an indoor play area

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hi nerd (yes im talking to you)

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Life hack: put sparkling water in your milk to create sparkling milk

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did you interact with this poll?

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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and can flawlessly perform Beethoven's fifth symphony, then it's a duck

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quack quack quack

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Frick

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everyone enjoy this year while it lasts because i heard next year's title is "2020 2"

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hey @phnixhamsta the buttons on the multiplayer menu aren't evenly spaced. sorry to everyone else for ruining your day :)

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you cant walk to space

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hmmm grape

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the bee has informed me that it wants us all to stop comparing things to its knees. the bee's knees cannot live up to our impossible expectations.

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Attention everyone! You remember that a few weeks ago, I said this was a Twitter drama account now. I can now reveal that it was a trap just to get rid of Billy, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. We're all safe now.