Mr. Scamander.

❝ɪ’ʟʟ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ, @FerventObserver.❞⠀「 #sᴏʟᴇɪʟ 」 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ɴᴇᴡᴛ sᴄᴀᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ. ↳ ᴍᴀɢɪᴢᴏᴏʟᴏɢɪsᴛ.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

❝ᴡᴏʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ʏᴏᴜ sᴜғғᴇʀ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ.❞
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆ ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #sᴏʟᴇɪʟ.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| me vs not bringing back my scamander sister oc that flopped big time but i gave no fucks!

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

. . . This is not Credence, who is he and what has he done to the real one?

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

He’s bracing himself for it.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

He slid into the room, with his stupid bow tie and wonderful case, ready to go.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| me looking at this account, knowing damn well i haven’t seen the new film

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| gonna revamp this account rn.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

He snuck in a whole suitcase into America unnoticed.* Credence, step UP.

* He was ARRESTED.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

@FerventObserver “𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆?” The surprise was evident, meddled in with an excitement that was almost unleashed before remembering his fiancé’s distress.

“I mean—— We could always groom a dog and let him roam in the case from time to time.” A pause. “As well as the cats.”

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

Presses a kiss against @FerventObserver’s cheek.

“Hello! What’s this about a dog?”

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

@PerduObscurus || because he dropped his ass when newt walked into the room

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

He’s literally been back in America for five seconds, he doesn’t NEED the death threat.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| okay but would you not

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

Takes notice of a certain grunge boy crouching.

For no particular reason.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| shit i’d drop my ass if that fine piece of magizoologist came my way too

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

@FerventObserver @silkandstrudel DOGS ARE ADORABLE, WHY?

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

|| did he just squat and drop

because of newt?????

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

The gang is all here.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

@silkandstrudel He has a lot of feelings about all kinds of creatures but he LOVES dogs very much.

[Mr. Scamander. @UniqueReticence]

@FerventObserver Flinches, mouthing a great ‘OW’ before rubbing the back of his head and turning.

“Oh, T-Tina, it’s you!”