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Come Fly The Freindly Skies!

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Here at Untied Airlines we advocate certain specific things.

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Jason S. in San Diego thinks that airplane restrooms are cool places to "Go clubbing!"

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Wanna hear something crazy? Our baggage policy states that whatever you find inside your bag is yours to keep(Upon paying finders fee)

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This is the seventh best tweet ever...of all time.

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How many mouse ears did you find during your trip to the magic kingdom?

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When you fly to Denver, what precautions do you take to guard against the high altitude?

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Crazy fact of the day: Dallas has a law on the books requiring all maled over the age of 8 to wear cowboy boots to all football games.

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The lowest recorded temperature in Chicago was absolute zero. This caused time to actually stop in Chicago, which is now 3 days behind...

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The highest recorded daytime temperature in Las Vegas was 117 degrees. Great, now I've broken the Vegas Code...

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Did you know that Boston gets more annual rainfall than Seattle? Visit Seattle in the Summer and prepare to be amazed!

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Major congestion on the Eastern Seaboard...prepare for delays. Contact your travel agent for details early!

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What happens in Vegas....no, seriously...what the heck is going on in Vegas?

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Complete this sentance: "I just flew in from Jacksonville, and ..."

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This egg needs to get cracked...

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Sweet tweet!

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Lead, follow, or get out of the way!