Snowshake Milkflake

Supporting the Breakfast Party

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

Round 2!

Imagine that you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK.

Who would you vote for?

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

I hate it when people insult Trump’s intelligence. He’s always been so nice to us over here in Belgium...

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

*Breaking News*

The Department of Education have announced the ‘BBC’ will be officially renamed the ‘CCD’.

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

If you ‘had’ to immigrate to one of these countries, which would you choose and why?

*please don’t bother commenting to ask why these were chosen or why a country is missing!* 😁

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

Imagine that you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK.

Who would you vote for?

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

(PART Two....To the left, to the left)

If you HAD to have one of these in charge of the UK.

Who would you vote for?

*Of course its a forced choice, there’s loads missing. Don’t whinge if your dream choice is missing*

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

“Can you see Barnard Castle better with Lens 1 or Lens 2?”

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

He should have gone to @Specsavers.

(Not Barnard Castle)

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

@Jeff_Pedley @mrjamesob @piersmorgan love to hear your suggestions? 😂

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

@Jeff_Pedley "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

What is Cummings’ entrance music to the briefing going to be....?

I’ll start us off:

Can’t Touch This- MC HAMMER

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

None of this is about politics.

It’s about leadership.

[Jeff Pedley @Jeff_Pedley]

Please leave Cummings alone, he is a good man.

He invited me round for a lovely BBQ last month.

[Steve Reigh #COYI @ReighSteve]

Teachers are literaly the laziest.

Suck it up and get back 2 work

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

Fewer Fewer Fewer

[Far Centre Watch - Calum Cameron @Moogthurso]

Just

1 less costa
2 less beers at the pub
3 less football matches and concerts
4 less meet ups with family
5 less trips to the shop
10 less trips to the gym

Stops you infecting 400 people and killing 8.

#StaySafeStayHome
#NHSheroes

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

@JohnnysCuzSteve @Jeff_Pedley And how far is Manchester from Tonbridge. Josh? Your local team eh?

Let me have this spicy chat with this redneck flange clunger myself.

BTW I call my left ball Josh.

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

@JohnnysCuzSteve @Jeff_Pedley You started it!

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

@JohnnysCuzSteve @Jeff_Pedley I’d consider myself Welsh more than British but it’s fine, I wouldn’t want to ruin your song title.

Maybe this lockdown is starting to have an effect on you. Glad this itty bitty island will be out of it before you lot. Gotta hate these foreign diseases.

[Snowshake Milkflake @UnitedClingdom]

After a strong start to the season, China are struggling.

Italians powering through.

Early results this morning mean that the UK need a good result today if they’re going to challenge for CL.

Diamond Princess falling off big time - relegation form after strong early results.