Being stupidly polite 🇬🇧
2 people approach a door at the same time:
1: I’m sorry, after you
2: Nah mate please, after you
1: No no please, it’s okay you go ahead
2: PLEASE MATE, I INSIST
1: I really do insist, here take my baby too
2: *walks through with baby while apologising*
Today I realised I can always bring goodness to the world
When I’m full of energy and excitement I raise the room with me
And when I’m sad and vulnerable I can feel people’s pain and give them a shoulder to lean on
@utdxtra It’s exhausting business breaking down a deep defensive block. He should rotate and play Sanchez and Lukaku. I’d also play Fred instead of Matic who looks worn out
Borussia Dortmund has agreed with @ChelseaFC on the transfer of Christian Pulisic for a fee of €64 million 📝
Pulisic will remain at BVB on loan until the end of the season.
@NicolaPatters17 @LHOFER3 @mikeyscot@Imamofpeace Even the religions that can’t evolve have evolved. Everything changes. Religions are no exception. They change with the minds that carry them. From an eagle eye perspective you might not notice any difference, but it’s there.