United Instinct

A United fan that’s been touched with ball knowledge

[• @yipikayei7]

Mi teoría es que iniciaba sesión con FACE ID y ya no puede recuperar la cuenta

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

HOLD @EuropaLeague

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Aunt may in heaven watching peter bringing flowers to her grave everyday

[🏆SL🏆 @SL7Films]

Undisputed #1 😂😂😂

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Mosquitoes seeing you sleep naked under a mosquito net :

[Bright TO @brightomo24]

God help me

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me asf:

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

when I hear the shower turn on after I said I was gonna shower 3 hours ago

[Kal-El @Umarkaoje_]

the thief when they gave him the sack to open

[Ez👌🏾 @Ezism_]

Gawg that girl looked at him with pure hatred

[Awakey @EelonRuined]

“Spiderman” “Odyssey” i still aint seen Obsession yall slow down

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

Oh my goodness Tyrese Maxey i dare you to have a bad game next season

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the entire world gasped in unison that night

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

They genuinely don’t make strikers remotely like this anymore.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

BREAKING: UEFA countries unanimously in support of boycotting World Cup in protest at FIFA's plan to sell stakes in tournament to private investors, say sources.
Decision taken at emergency virtual meeting

https://t.co/hEgGA62JwQ

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

💔💔

[Stan🌚 @CFCStan__]

You know what’s crazy. If the World Cup didn’t expose this brother, Brentford would have sold him for more than €100m😂

[ToTo 𝕏 @UTDkingsley]

Logged in for a United exclusive but it’s journalists beefing on my timeline..

[george @StokeyyG2]

I know Chelsea are contractually obliged to sign someone from Brighton every year but I just can’t prove it…