𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆.

𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒃𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒆.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

❝ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲. ❞

↠ Gᴏᴅ’s Cᴇʟᴇsᴛɪᴀʟ Sᴄʀɪʙᴇ.
↠ [ #TYPEMOONRP ]

↠ sᴇᴍɪ ᴅᴇᴛ ʀᴘ | sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs & ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ.
↠ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ!

🥓↠ 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐲: #ᴄʀɪsᴘʏʙᴀᴄᴏɴ🥓

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Have you tried playing these games on a phone?

Nowadays it’s always a competition to have the flashiest animations and best graphics, meanwhile they unapologetically take up more than half the storage on your mobile devices.

It’s messed up!! Messed up I say!!!

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

You can... You can just get your dailies at servant fes...

Girl get up...

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

. . .

🫩

That’s like four days away from my Gacha dailies…

Four pulls down the drain, just like that…

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

You make up fan fiction in your head? Why dont you sell stuff at servant fes then? I think we're still having some sorta thing for it this summer.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

. . .

Saber Wars…💢

If only I got down to writing the fanfiction in my head before all that happened…

I’d have the rights to it by now!

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

Hey you can't say that, we already have too many star wars references in this franchise we're gonna get sued!

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

I’m not going out there.

I hate sand.

It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

Girlfriend what the fuck

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

[ HIIIIIISSSSSS— ]

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

METTY BETTYYYYYYYYY. HELP ME FIND A CUTE SWIMSUIT AND HIT THE BEACH WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

While you stress over what to wear, I’m going to wrap myself up in a blanket in a nice, cold room with AC and a PC.

[Astolfo!!! @SilliestPaladin]

I don't know what kinda swimsuit I should put on this year...

[スィエテ @tns_siete]

オルガマリー所長

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Hey, “roommate.”

Where’s your half of the rent, huh? Since you’re alive and all.

[𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 @fIeurenity]

ㅤ

i breathe; therefore, i live.

ㅤ

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

E a g e r ?

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

With how eagerly you've jumped on it, yes.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Me??

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

I suppose it does fit you.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

It felt fitting.

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

Why are you waving a little flag out of nowhere now...

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

🏳️‍🌈⁉️

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

What exactly do you see now?

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

I see.

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

... Yes?

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Was it—?

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

I didn't say I'm feeling that way.

It was a confused question.

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Why your condolences? You’re the one feeling it.

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

My condolences? Congratulations?
Whichever is applicable.

[🦇EEJU 🍁 @JUEEAKI]

#FGO

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

Mhm.

[Medusa – 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪 @DivineChrysaor]

Feeling... yuriful...?

[𝑴𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆. @UniversImmortel]

:(

[Cerejeira – 𝘈𝘳𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢 @ElronMemory]

Because I strike where it hurts.