Texlexic

Blue Collar American
Middle-Class Weighlifting
Master of All Jackassery

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@michaelmalice My house

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

A parent in Loudon County is dragged by police out of a public meeting for opposing Critical Race Theory

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@goinggodward Daughter used to say "nilk" instead of milk. Love it

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@ElijahSchaffer Smart meters are bullshit

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@ExLibrisNemo That's not murder, justified defense

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@Cernovich When are you trading in for an Odyssey?

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Yes

[The Smeefly One @TheyCallMeSmeef]

The apex of based.

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@jackmurphylive

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Not a fan, but she deserves her rights

[CNN @CNN]

Britney Spears is expected to address the court regarding her court-ordered conservatorship for the first time in years. CNN's @Chloe_Melas takes a look ahead of the hearing this week. https://t.co/R32u2llCc3

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@CheckmarkLs So you didnt see it before ww1? What was Biden like back then?

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I crashed my car driving 200 and now I want to ban cars

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Heart attack survivor who had 12 energy drinks a day aims to ban sales to kids https://t.co/ffOKNEGdEr

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@AlpacaAurelius

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@jackmurphylive Fuck ya brother!

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@SenSchumer Is it about jobs or climate? Stop spending my children's money!

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@jackmurphylive

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@sourpatchlyds Is that a broken condom costume on the far right?

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@jackmurphylive Couldnt be happier for this family. I was 3 lbs at birth and not expected to survive. He's a fighter, and will surely be cherished. You did it king!

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@maternity_week Run on sentence, click... run on sentence, click... run on sentence. Is this supposed to be journalism?

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@jackmurphylive Former fat ass here. No, I won't give you sympathy for something entirely in your control. If a friend has a problem with addiction, you intervene. Same thing. I will not enable your terrible life choices. However I will help you every step of the way to get better

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@sourpatchlyds Can't understand how this isn't seen as a womans rights issue