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[Veronika Kazakova | Healing @FlareFeng]

guy swinging around pizza dough and hitting shit around the kitchen

[Welcome Matt. @YrWelcomeMatt]

I just blocked my boss on Teams.
HR reached out so I blocked them too.
Why has no one thought of this before?

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Pointing at your baby] That pug has fetal alcohol syndrome

[✨ 🌛 DUVIRI CHUD 🌜 ✨ @DevourYourMoon]

The midnight gorilla stand s in my dooreway

[Aldis Ozols 🇦🇺 Official Source @ozols_aldis]

This is a tough one

[robyn @footfreakfaggot]

theres a sequel

[steven @mynounswentpro]

*trying to sound cool ordering a drink*
yeah give me a coke and just jack all over it

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Dolly was born in East Tennessee and used her success to make it better. So much money from her attractions and fame came into our mountain communities and was put into schools and infrastructure. She made the Imagination Library to help childhood literacy in Appalachia. Every month since our daughter was born, the library has sent her a book with a note from Dolly encouraging her to be proud of where she’s from and to learn the importance of the stories that built us. Her husband passed last year and she spoke of being reunited with him. I’m glad heaven is a little sweeter, and sings a little better for it. Rest in peace to the Queen of Appalachia, Jolene could never.

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Dont cry befcaus its over. Vomit
Vomit everywhere go my juices! My stuff that was inside be free

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Hell yeah

[Tania Tagle @Tania_Tagle]

ya solo entro a esta red social por un par de cuentas y esta es una de ellas

[loser retard @ripsquadfan]

The concept of "getting pussy" is a jewish trick likely invented by Netanyahu or someone similar