When I get old and ugly I hope my lady is as confident in our pics together as Beyonce is in hers with Jay. There's gonna come a day when I look like a McRib and I hope she doesn't let that steal her joy bc our pics together were never about me anyway
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?