Edward J Thomas 🟧

American author, father and husband. Came here to promote my writing, got distracted by hashtag games. I always know where my towel is.

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If Socrates had a gun, he wouldn't have been poisoned, and he wouldn't be kidnapped by Bill & Ted. @midnight #TrumpTeachesHistory

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@MerriamWebster This entire song, and its title. https://t.co/190UN7hJfn

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@Tim_Walz You know it, coach!

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@LeaKThompson Absolutely

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@briantylercohen How are they “illegal” when they’re not even in the country?

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@Youthguy07 When my son was little, he called songs he heard “music horsies” which was adorable and made no sense. But it always made me think of this song.

https://t.co/eTtOyd0lTR

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@Youthguy07 As easy as it would be to go back to Al, I’m going back even further. I hadn’t heard this one in over 40 years.

https://t.co/eZcrD2ZwR9

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@KyleClark

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@Youthguy07 Since I tend to go for sillier songs a lot, why not keep that up with this one?

https://t.co/TmCjsG2y12

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@MrJonCryer And he failed

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@tigers

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@tigers

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@Youthguy07 Going to go Smokey on this one.

https://t.co/2TC64iS5Pr

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@tigers

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@tigers

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@AgathaChocolats Looked easier in the movie.

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@Youthguy07 This song has the highest percentage of Zs that I’m aware of. Also not a style you’d expect from this band, which normally does driving rock. But it’s very personal to Corey Taylor, who wrote it.

https://t.co/2EHgHUrut3

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@Youthguy07 One of the last 2 Beatles songs

https://t.co/BRpaBMtUlD

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@Youthguy07 I’ve already dropped Albuquerque on you, so I’ll go with this one, which is just as pointless.

https://t.co/DL3tROeZtT

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@Youthguy07 I could go with a well known song, or a deep track. Going deep track that he performed on his latest “self indulgent” tour.

https://t.co/FbtMFRZt7w

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@Youthguy07 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off In My Pants