Unleasha

Deep existential conversations and puns

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

lions in nature don't lose their hair but ones in captivity do

chimps in nature don't masturbate but one's in captivity doo

mice in a fun environment avoid drugs but the ones in captivity overdose on them

you're sick and depressed because you're a caged animal

not because something is wrong with you

[Laura Matsue @lauramatsue]

I heard someone say once that the guy who invented the infinite scroll has done more damage to humanity than the guy who invented the nuclear bomb

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@McTrilliams3 @rawsalerts This gives prequel to Maximum Overdrive vibes 😖

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@shipwreckshow The vintage bowls are the hardest to find! Lucky 😌

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

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[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@ThomasSowell His fit makes him look like he belongs on the USS Enterprise. Excellent show 👌

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

The duet we didn’t know we needed! I hope @ellalangleymsic & @TheoVon break the internet 🫶😭 @Stagecoach

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@adamcarolla @spencerpratt Legit didn’t recognize him without the Heidi shirt

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

The curse of awareness.

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

🚨 MAN WATCHES A 1965 FRIDGE COMMERCIAL - AND REALIZES WE’VE BEEN SCAMMED BY “SMART” TECH
This 1965 Frigidaire ad is straight-up humbling.They were out here with fully rolling shelves that pulled all the way out, a tilt-out “picture window” hydrator for your fruits and veggies, and ice trays that auto-ejected perfect cubes with zero drama.
Simple mechanical genius built to actually last for decades.
Now? We drop thousands on “smart” fridges packed with glitchy screens, apps, WiFi, and data tracking… that break in a couple years.
We didn’t upgrade. We got played more garbage for the land fills

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@DavidLCorbo This might be a good one, zombies from op phantom fury.

https://t.co/N9C3dbDEld

[@nightgod333 Secrets Revealed @NightGod333]

What he Encountered Haunts him to this Day 👍

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@LostInPoliticss @NiallHarbison If grateful was a picture 😭🫶

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@DavidLCorbo …feels like a fed trap 🪤

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

the older I get, the more I understand this guy

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@OwenBenjamin I’m not crying 😭

[robyn @_robyn_smith]

Why does it cost less to build a base on the moon than high speed rail from sf to la

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

I think I found my love language

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Pressure wash. Cleaning time.

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@TheKanehB @JoeAlderman11 Thank you so much ☺️

[Unleasha @Unleashuh]

@TheKanehB @JoeAlderman11 Recipe please 📝