Unlucky_Mike

Tweet us about your funny unfortunate mishaps. Real or fake, it will be retweeted if its worth a laugh!

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Wins a free dinner with a celebrity. The fat olson twin.

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Forgets to recycle, gets bottled. @theaker_10

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Can't stop yawning. Masterbates on merry-go-round. Lock jaw

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Finger bangs ellen, loses thumb. #unluckymike

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Trys weed for the first time. Poison ivy.

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Gets tripped out a plate glass window thinking spiderman would save me. Herbert the pervert shows up to catch me. #unluckymike

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

wins the lottery, gets laughed at for trying to cash monopoly money. #unlucky_mike

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pulls out a piece of stride gum, gets attacked.

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Sends mom a friend request. blocked.... Balls so hard. testicular cancer.

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Makes sure to lock the house before leaving. Steps out, left keys inside. #unlucky_mike

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Gets new tv and hooks up the Wii. 15 minutes later, Hello Kitty leads to its end. #unlucky_mike

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Gets out of bead and heads to home school, gets bullied. #unlucky_mike

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Builds a wall but drops hammer on toe. #OhNo... coolaid man breaks through wall #OhYeah

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Goes to McDonalds, falls in ball pit. drowns.

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Gets a trampoline and a snapback for christmas. Gently slips on ice, hits tramline and snaps his back. #unluckymike

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

#TheSameDay..first blow job, loses toothbrush #unluckymike

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

Made a couple bucks at the sperm bank. Nine months later my sisters kid is aborted.

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

googles "Gary Oldman".. forgets the r.

[Unlucky_Mike @Unlucky_Mike]

picked as a volunteer at a magic show. Sawed in half..