Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay

𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙡 👑💚

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐘

𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘞𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨’𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘎.𝘖.𝘈.𝘛. 🐐 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘴 🐨 @CelestiaISpark. 18+ 𝘔𝘋𝘕𝘐.

♡ + ↺?

#WrestlingRP #AEWRP #WWERP

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

we gotta get her on an aew trade tk I can’t keep missing this smile every week 🙂‍↔️

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

that goddamn smile… 🤩💖

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

R-really?!

I uhm-. . . I honestly wasn’t sure how you’d feel about that, it’s entirely your choice of course. Buuuuuut being a father is all I’ve ever dreamt about 🥹

I’m content with being only a dog dad for a few more years, though. Luma is enough responsibility 😅💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Luma would absolutely love that! She could run around all day and somehow not get tired still. 😅

Someone has big plans for the future, hmm~? But that makes two of us. 🤭🩷

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

We’re going to make it happen, I want a place with a huge backyard so Luma has all the room in the world to run free! Aaaaaaand maybe a couple extra bedrooms. . . ya never know 🫣💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

It’s not like I wasn’t gonna pitch in a little bit! Not that I would really need to~. I’ve seen the number of digits in your bank account, mister! 🤭

I would definitely like to live in a big and spacious house with you, though. 🥰💞

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

@ALastingIcon |• That’s a great idea, it’s always good to have a few games in mind. I usually stream either NHL or Fortnite and just bullshit with people, there’s nothing I love more than getting called slurs on chel at 3 in the morning 😅

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

@ALastingIcon |• I’m the same way, I usually stream after midnight and some of my friends still pop in to hang out and talk. I’d definitely watch if you ever did, what do you think you’d stream?

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

Is she nonchalantly just asking me to buy a house? 🙄

Seriously though, I’ve been thinking about it quite a bit this whole year. If I’m gonna invest in our future, I’m gonna invest A LOT. I want a big house with plenty of room for us, and our family. . . just in case 🫢🥰💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Deal! I think someday, we actually are gonna need a bigger place! I love our cosy little apartment, but more than all the Doraemon and Assassin’s Creed stuff, it’s hard to walk anywhere without nearly tripping over Luma! 😅

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

@ALastingIcon |• that’s been me with the Arkham games 😭

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

As long as you don’t mind our entire entertainment stand being covered in Assassin’s Creed statues, sounds like we’re even! 🤭

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Seeeee~?! Just ‘cause only one of our collections is taking up the bed doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing!

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

She lets me have all the action figures I want, so I suppose it’s only fair. . . ☺️💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

One day, I’ll have so many that you’ll lose track of them! And I’ll get to have as many as I want. 🥰💞

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

She thinks because Dynamite started I wouldn’t see that she bought yet ANOTHER oversized plushie. . .

I’ll let it slide this one time 🤭💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

I have such a big family to look after. . . Being a mom is so tiring!

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

Well I figured I’d keep one at home so it stays in nice condition, and one I can take on the road with me. Thennnnn I have to account for my little hoodie stealer, so I have to keep a secret one stashed away somewhere 🙄💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Five?! 🫣💞 Do you need one for like every day of the week, or…?

N-not that I’m complaining! I always appreciate you bumping up my merchandise sales! 🤭💖

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

There’s nothing I love more than having to rewash the clothes we just washed to get rid of her dog hair, because she can’t help but roll around in the most inconvenient of places. 🤣

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

The sweet and silly little girl knows what she likes! All of that, on top of constant attention no matter what we’re doing. Like when she climbs into the laundry basket when I’m trying to fold clothes. 🙄

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

We’re both gonna have that problem, cause I might’ve just ordered myself like one Neo Genesis hoodie. . . or five 🫣

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Forget the bigger bed, I’m gonna need a bigger closet. . .

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

We buy her a fancy dog bed, and she insists on being in our bed. We buy her brand new dog toys, and she ignores them in favor of stealing our socks. But I still wouldn’t change a thing about her 🥹💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

And she still thinks she’s the size of a chihuahua, despite being almost as big as me now. . . But I have no idea where she could have learned something like that! It must be from you. 🤭💞

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

I’m like, officially an Assassin now. Little 16 year old Billy would’ve told you you’re taking the piss, my life can feel rather surreal sometimes 💚

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

She’s gotten a little bit bigger than I expected, to be honest. She loves stretching out and taking up over half of my half of the bed, I wonder where she learned that from. . . 🤔💞

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

I hope you know that a bigger bed just means more Doraemon! But I’m still leaving space for you, me, the titles, and Luma! There’s always room for the whole family in CuddleTown. 🥺💞

. . . even if we need to lay on top of each other sometimes because there’s so much Doraemon.

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

At this point, we’re going to have to invest in a bigger bed. . . 🙄💞

Yes, she insists on being snuggled up with every single plush, pillow, me, the dog AND our title belts. If I don’t return any calls, it’s because I’m lost in the Doraemon abyss

[メイ、 ❦ ⁣ ⁣ 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 ⁣ ⁣𝜗𝜚 @CelestiaISpark]

Listen, I’m just saying. . . if there’s space in our bed, I’m gonna fill it with Doraemon! 🥰

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

How could I ever say no to that adorable face?

[Billy 🐐 ~ NOT @willospreay @UnmatchedAce]

🐨: “Billy, can I get another Doraemon. . ? 🥺”

🐐: “Just one, right?”

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