Bear

competitive larper

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

You ain't nothing but a crack baby in a crack mans world

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Jonathan Boner Jovi

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Spread my balls and flapping real hard #flightreacts

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

America is decades behind China on puppet technology

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

older man not finding ketchup so he just grabs a bottle of mustard and uses the mustard inside it #hotdog

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Getting a fake ID so I can convince everyone my name is tickle monster

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

How can I get a job as the guy holding the clapperboard

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

In the gym just dropping dumbbells on my flattened weiner

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

I come from a parallel universe where it's called Simon and the Chipmunks. He does not have the ego to lead such a troupe

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

My girl so hot she got me producing fluids that science can't explain

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Doing Edward 40 hands with 2 bottles of colonoscopy prep

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

What does a guy need to do to get that "THIS GRODD NEEDS A BREW" shirt
@Tyacenda

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

This UTI got my piss sounding like fajitas

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Sneaking past the drug dogs by having the slipperiest shit of my life

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Pair of fat fuckin hogs

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Imagine if rapists, murderers, and terrorists were meatball subs

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Someone gotta put a cankle monitor on EDP445

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Some real ass hat just shot me for minding my own business and eating some delicious floor corn in the woods

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Can't wait to be old and cough on everyone

[Bear @UnmedicatedBear]

Y'all think any other animals got money, lemme borrow an emu nickel