AdultSquidward🐙

It’s been a long time since I've been me.

• Fernando Pesso

I want to dedicate this account for my unsaid words.

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

@SalomeSalvi33 Nalala ko ung kasagsagan ni Cubao ibabaw.

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After 2 weeks na sick leave ngaun lang nakapag home workout ulit. 🐇

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@MegaKapamilya This gays makes me wish I was straight and homophobic.

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Parang na-aawa Nako sa Kasama ko sa apartment 80% Ng gamit namin parang akin Buti di pako pinapalayas 😭

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Me vs my comfort horror.

[𝕵𝖆̈𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 🛸 @GenghisAttila]

me vs my comfort horror

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

The sun wanted a photoshoot,
so I gave it one. 🌊

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Ung init ngaun dapat may hazard pay.

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Submitted my resignation last week! I’m never afraid to start over, even if I have to do it a million times. I’m not giving up on my dreams.

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Ngaun Wala Ng reason mag stay sa work, gusto ko nalang mag hanap Ng work from home at mag rent Ng small studio apartment sa Baguio.

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Sa mga kapwa ko yearner: Ano ‘yung "last straw" na nagpatigil sa inyo? ‘Yung tipong paggising niyo, wala na—pagod na kayo mag-antay sa wala. 💭👋

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Ito ung mga panahon na gusto ko mag sumbong sayo.

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My budget is around 3-4k, including before or after-dinner activities. Do you have any recommendations na pwedeng puntahan na fun but low-pressure?

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Hello guys! I’m looking for budget-friendly date recommendations in the Taguig BGC or Makati area for my upcoming birthday. I'm inviting my office crush, but I want the atmosphere to be relaxed and friendly lang rather than romantic since ayoko siya ma-awkward.

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Hello guys! I’m looking for budget-friendly date recommendations in the Taguig BGC or Makati area for my upcoming birthday. I'm inviting my office crush, but I want the atmosphere to be relaxed and friendly lang rather than romantic since ayoko siya ma-awkward.

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Can I file a ticket with the Universe to roll back my life to the previous stable version?

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Lesson learned: Don’t catch feelings at work. We went from "so close" to "complete strangers" just because I tried to protect my heart by distancing myself. Ang sakit pala pag sineryoso nila yung paglayo mo. 💔🏢

[AdultSquidward🐙 @UnnamedWhore]

Lesson learned: Don’t catch feelings at work. We went from "so close" to "complete strangers" just because I tried to protect my heart by distancing myself. Ang sakit pala pag sineryoso nila yung paglayo mo. 💔🏢

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Adulting Wins! I’m so proud of myself! Akala ko dahil wala akong gana kumain kaya malaki natitipid ko, pero out of ₱1,500, I saved more than 500 pesos. Decent meals pa ’yun like pork and gulay, plus pandesal or palabok sa morning and halo-halo and bread or kwek kwek sa hapon .

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After the food poisoning incident, bumalik na rin yung appetite ko. Thank goodness nakaka-one and a half rice na ako! Last week, three kutsara lang, hindi ko na kaya. Never again na talaga sa karinderya na yun.

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@wizcrizzz Tittle please 🥺

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Na-iiyak nanatin lahat kahapon okay naulit Tayo.

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Sorry for the late post, I was busy recalculating my chances of this being "destiny" since my crush picked my gift at the party. 📈 #Delusional #OfficeLife