Travis Kintzinger

Are those fins necessary, find out here.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams “Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!” and all the passengers chant “Sky bird! Sky bird!” To convince the plane to take off.

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

Everybody love ramen, is this a thing, can I profit?

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

Subcutaneously

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone @hauntyhalls First of all, is this entrapment

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone I liked a lot of your stuff, it was well done

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Been gone for a day hold it together damnit

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Not all heros wear capes

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Reusing jokes, 2/10

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone naw its comfy weather it runs or not, and bonus the muffler stays on

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Likewise, the difference however is that i can comfortably sleep in my car

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone First of all rude,

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone it was good to begin with you people just have no sense of style of panash

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone not worth my dignity ill just fail

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone How about just like no then ok?

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@jimkirkisajerk @intertidal_zone I'd like to point out late in the game that the use of the name dio in JoJo is a partial reference to the metal singer Ronnie James Dio, the fish is also a reference to the singer in his defence.

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone I will throw holy water at your computer

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Maybe i just dont like black magic...... ever considered that? Computers might be demons, wake up sheeple!

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone Um......because I don't need your dark techno magic in my life

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

@intertidal_zone They seemed like valid concerns

[Travis Kintzinger @Unnecessaryfins]

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