Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞

He/That Nigga ☀

Hi. Looking for fun? Me too! Follow me & I'll send you a picture of my ding-dong.

Creator #HornyPoems

#Comedy #Poetry #lol #Lmao

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

#WatermelonYou By Me

Summertime Special
Afternoon Delight
You've Been Soaking Up Sun
Got Me Hoping That I Might

Be Worthy Of A Slice

Pastels Say Cool
Your Silk Shines Bright
Neon Cherries Sit Atop

This Cake I Wanna Bite

#Watermelon You
Sweet @JuicyFruit

#Vss365
#HornyPoems

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

"The #Vulnerability In You
Is Like Gravity Or Glue

Pulling Us Close
& Keeping Us So
Until We're No Longer Two

The One We Become
Is What Will Remain

When Time Comes Ticking
Proving Us Both
Only 'Humane' (#Human)

#Vss365
#WritersLift
#WritingCommunity
#PoetryCommunity
#Poetry

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

#Vulnerable by @RonnyCee23

"#Vulnerability I See In You
When You Look At Me
How You Do

Hoping I Make A Move
Like #TaiChi
This Is True, So I Do

I'm #Vulnerable
Getting Close To You
Still I Do

Sparking Conversation
Tossing Clues
Listening Close
& Watching Too"

#Vss365 #Prompt

[😐RonnyCee (iWrite Books/BuySome)😁 @RonnyCee23]

#God by me

I'm a #Jock of ancient ways
In the modern era

Physically fit
Mentally more than clever

Writing how I do
#Book sales I pursue
10 different works
Destiny's a flirt

I flatter her with words
While putting dents in curbs

Absurd it may seem
I got #BigCityDreams

#Vss365

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

I #Rock
Only a fool would disagree
My stock
Has risen steadily like a tree

Like hightops
I get props from players in the game
I don't imitate
I innovate & stimulate
So now you know
I'm #JustSaying

#vss365
#FreestyleFridays
#Music #SaturdayThoughts

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

#OMG

I got 99 followers. Help me get a hundred y'all.

Hurry up, go to profile & like or retweet the first thing that make you laugh. Or one of my poems that you think is good.

#WritersLift

[😐RonnyCee (iWrite Books/BuySome)😁 @RonnyCee23]

Dang, somebody said something so stupid to me today, I don't even wanna repeat it. It almost messed up my day.

It was one of those things where you wonder if they know how stupid they sound, or you just figure they have no clue how idiotic the stuff they saying is...

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@phfameeee ❤🔥👍

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@Allanah_Morales ❤🔥👍

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@JamaalBowmanNY @MichaelEaly ❤🔥👍

Sounds about right...

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@LeileiNicole ❤🔥👍

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

If I follow you, you better follow me back! ❤🔥👍

Bitch you ain't @DuaLipa or @Nelufar ...

[😐RonnyCee (iWrite Books/BuySome)😁 @RonnyCee23]

Somebody please tell me why these #Conspiracy theorist get mad when you use the term #ConspiracyTheories to describe the stuff they be talking about.

Like, bro, you got absolutely zero proof of anything you're discussing. None. Not even a little bit.

#Smh
#Comedy

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

I think there a few of us out here that can. We just might need some motivation...

And, a clear definition of a "Round" would help. Obviously.

#lol

[Sierra @LustSierra]

No Nigga Can Go 4 Rounds Back To Back 😂💦🍆 Period No need to Argue

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

Feeling this hat! ❤🔥👍

Bikini by: @BangingBodies
Hat by: @SoSoFaces

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

This is wild!

I saw this on the #News today & didn't understand why so many ppl were so desperate to get out of #Afghanistan.

Like, that many ppl should have been able to put some money together & buy some guns from the #USA.

Lord knows we love selling guns.

#LikeReally #NRA

[Sade Baderinwa @SadeABC]

Human remains found in wheel well of C-17 military plane that departed from Kabul - ABC News https://t.co/L1bQesUR9l

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

That's what's gonna be America's downfall if you ask me, A bunch of weirdos doing dumb stuff, for no other reason than they're bored.

#ReallyThough

Selling fake vaccine cards...

#SmH
#lol

I mean, it's funny, but it ain't funny. We can do better. Be better. We gotta.

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

#OMG

I really think the world is coming to an end. Not because of #NuclearWeapons, Global Warming, or Trump's outlook of life.

I read in a #News paper last week that MFs are selling fake vaccination cards.

I mean #WTF, like really, why would you. This shh don't make no sense.

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

The other day I saw a dude strolling peacefully thru Central Park, wearing a T-shirt that read "I Am The Devil". & Later that day I seen another guy wearing a shirt that said "My Nuts Smell Weird"

People is just bugging the F out.

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@kabiran_nabirah ❤🔥👍

[Uno - Comedian 😃😆😂🤣🤞 @UnoTheArtist]

@sza ❤🔥👍