The Dude

growin' up n-i-cise

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

Sleep became obsolete in 1884, when the first espresso machine was invented

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

Imagine if... just hear me out... instead of making people "fight hard" against their employers for this... we just... guaranteed these benefits to everyone

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

There are 14 million union workers in America who have fought hard for strong, employer-provided health benefits. Medicare for All Who Want It protects their plans and union members' freedom to choose the coverage that's best for them.

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

Amy why the fuck are you talking about how hard your life is in your speech instead of talking about how you’re going to make other people’s lives easier? Also, you sound like a Muppet

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@CaxiasGringo @gavrielventura La Dispute is such a good band

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@TimLeffingwell lol I guess he didn't get the memo that we STILL don't have ANY results

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@lucasofdeath o no u got me lol! #BigDummy2020

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

Good thing I put all my money on the red team to win tonight lol

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@rroy_22 haha that's the joke hehe 😅😂

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@adrian_francis I luv u bro

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

Try to argue with me that unrestricted capitalism produces quality goods and then go use a printer

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@JustinChan_ @Forndronke

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@lucasofdeath you did good research

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

I hate you, @EpsonAmerica

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@TMurphy78 taht ot peeB

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

It takes approximately 357 round trips to the fridge to get my 10,000 steps in for the day. Win-win.

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

@lucasofdeath I wouldn't :3

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

My waistline and inbox are both boutta be thin in 2020

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

It’s only January 5th, and I’ve already achieved my greatest accomplishment of the year.
I finally have space available in iCloud again.

[The Dude @UnofficialCres]

This first work day of 2020 has already felt longer than all of 2019