nightProducer

Online digital media platform for developing/showcasing original creative entertainment content media from the Unofficial KTV corporation network systems (ltd).

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

huge respect to bakers for inventing their own dozen just to make egg farmers look like jerks

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

rough drafting a potential cover design for my imaginary comedy album

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

If you could ask a tree one question, what would it be?

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

. . ⭐️ . .
. . .
. . 🖍🌡 . .
. 🖍 🌡 .
❗️ ❗️
🦉🦎🐌👯‍♀️🧞‍♀️🤱🏽🚶🏼‍♂️🕺🏻🐫🦖🦝

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

the plural of “spouse” is “spice”

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

naked noses, lips, and chins are my new fetish

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

this cuts into my soul deep

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

what’s something only unverifieds know

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

Dear @kylemooney please reach out I would like to ghostwrite your memoir

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

feeling invincible

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

CAN I USE YOU AS A REFERENCE WHEN I APPLY TO WORK AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

working on my Home Improvement spec script set in 2020 wherein Mark and Randy end up getting detained by ICE, Brad is caught jerking off on a zoom call, Jill dies of Covid, and Tim almost votes for Trump again, but a heart-to-heart with Wilson convinces him to vote for humanity

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

did you know Jeopardy has their own in house DJ

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

Z would like to share with everyone the latest sketch character he’s working on:

A GREAT DANCER WHO IS NOT GOOD AT DANCING

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

gotta say I respect that he showed up in his true form tonight

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

Can't wait to be the first senior citizen to audition for SNL!!

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

found this half-premise for a joke that I abandoned years ago probably because it’s racist

[kevin mcpherson eckhoff's sentient fart @kay_emmee]

the boys just got the Star Wars cookbook by @larastarr—so many MillennYUMs!—and we’ve been inspired to invent our own out-of-this-world recipes!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

It’s depressing to think that the only people happy about last night’s debate are the Proud Boys.