Ogaga🦚

I was myself the compass of that sea

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

"People get up every day and tell themselves they're going to change their lives and they never do."

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my whole weekend working on this.

So here are 500 email templates for your next job applications, broken down by roles

Plus:
• A “before you send” checklist
• What NOT to do (with real examples)
• The formula behind every subject line and opener
• Industry-specific numbers to plug into your CV

This is the thing nobody is giving away for free but I am 💗

You’re welcome 💗
https://t.co/MWzhwSE83b

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@Urpapadeycrazze Because of em dash? A common punctuation mark?

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

I've been clowning my guy for watching Love island only for this woman to tell me that she wants us to be talking about love island. Which kind wahala be this? 😪😪

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This math teacher, Anthony Iwegbu, walked up to me today to tell me that he is the first in his lineage to have gone abroad. He said that bringing him to Rome, all expenses paid, will change his life forever as a teacher.

At first I didn’t believe it, but I’m happy that his effort as a teacher has made that possible for him.

I really love to see our teachers excel. They have been neglected for so long.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

Twitter for translate >>>>

[Doce @DoceNoia]

Pra frança se equiparar ao Brasil, vocês teriam que ganhar no mínimo mais três copas do mundo. Já pro Brasil se equiparar a frança, a gente teria que invadir e massacrar no mínimo 20 países do continente africano

realmente, não somos iguais

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

After using DND for so long, you and your phone go just sync. You go know when person don dey try reach you..

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@yankeeplug_ The main issue is if the cause of death is unknown because it might be due to a zoonotic disease. If the cause of death is known—and there's no issue with diseases—you can eat it as long as it isn't already decaying/rotten.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@francediplo_EN They don't want you in their country, anymore, pack your load and leave.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We just arrived in Rome, Italy.

Thank God for journey mercies.

We are about to make history.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@Lethal_Monarchy @kingSRP10 @AnimeePost He killed Gojo—plot armor brought him back. He didn't kill Geto because he didn't want to deal with the aftermath of his stored curses coming out.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@TechnicallyTee @Trevornoah You made zero sense, damn.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@Jamjam4pf Everyone is what they tweet, my good man.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@chistev12 @AlexHormozi You're a coward.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@Jamjam4pf @ma_nuel007_ You're earning higher? 👀

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[Ogaga🦚 @Unofficial_DM]

@Jamjam4pf @sz_josh1 I'll remind you.

[AGBO OBINNAYA @AgboObinnaya]

If your employer sacks you on the spot and tells you not to bother coming for your final salary, don't just walk away quietly and don't storm into the office shouting either.

Most people assume once you're "sacked," that's the end of the story, but Nigerian labour law and your contract of employment likely entitle you to notice or pay in lieu of notice, plus whatever salary and benefits had already accrued before that day.

Walking away in anger means you lose the chance to gather what you need. Before you leave the premises, request your termination letter in writing and if they refuse, send yourself an email or text summarizing what was said and when, so there's a timestamped record.

Do not sign any exit document on the spot, no matter how much pressure they put on you. That is when you call your lawyer, because what looks like "just one of those Nigerian job things" might actually be a clear case of wrongful termination.

If you don't have a lawyer, @UseCaseRadar was built for exactly this. Sign up at https://t.co/oiXOD1civu or download the app and reach a lawyer immediately, wherever you are.

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

If I became president of Nigeria tomorrow, I wouldn't go around screaming about the dictatorship of the proletariat and printing agbada with hammer and sickle design.

Why?

Well besides it being THE fastest way to get sanctioned and bombed to oblivion by the Epstein regime before you have time to consolidate,

You have to understand that most Nigerians DO NOT hate the compradors.

They ASPIRE to be like them.

They will not attack Elumelu for you.

They won't lift a finger against Dangote.

Fuck, they'd rather collect 20k from Cubana chief priest rather than join your communist rally.

We have ZERO class consciousness and the kilometer-deep ethnic and religious divisions make it delusional to try and engineer one.

One sermon from Adeboye or even Odumeje branding your communist movement a movement from Satan and you're finished.

One impassioned speech from Sultan of Sokoto and his adherents will stone you in the market.

So I wouldn't bother ramming my head against that wall.

Instead, I'd borrow a leaf from Lenin's book.

He promised peace, land and bread.

I will promise an uncompromising war against corruption, insecurity and poverty.

These are ideas that every Nigerian regardless of tribe or ethnicity instinctively understands.

On corruption, I wouldn't go on NTA and wax lyrical about the need for class consciousness, and to rise up against the rich and powerful.

I'd simply fill EFCC with patriots and use it to persecute the same oligarchs bleeding Nigeria dry.

" Presidency recovers 100B Naira NNPC loot, commences bulidng of 10,000 hospitals" is a headline no pastor can mobilize against.

I'd unshackle the hands of our security architecture and use them to crush terrorists.

I'd hold meaningless meetings with US officials and give meaningless speeches about cooperation and "robust US-Nigeria relations"

I'd do my best to build a security framework with China and Russia, but you have to understand that these guys can only support us materially. They won't put boots on the ground or risk a direct confrontation with another nuclear power.

[Dera | Power BI Developer 💛✨ @_DeraIJ]

MTN Nigeria is hiring!

Analyst – Customer Experience

If you have experience in:
• Data Analysis
• Business Analysis
• Customer Experience
• Dashboard & Report Development

This could be a great opportunity.

Requirements:
• First degree in any discipline
• 3–7 years of relevant experience

Application closes: 7 July 2026

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Tag someone who might be interested. 🚀