Wild Adventures

Official unofficial page for Wild Adventures, the best theme park in Valdosta, GA

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Somebody once told me to read the first word of my last 450 tweets. Oh god it's been over a year

[Wild Adventures @Unofficial_WA]

Sure, Shirley the elephant died, but since we don’t have the money in the budget for elephant corpse removal you can still go see her! *whoever the hell can get rid of an elephant corpse gets in the park for free*

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@paramount_parks @dewey_454 @coasternerdz @TonyClarkCP We have gay noodles

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Even though June has passed, we hope your still celebrating #Pride2022 as much as we are! Introducing Rainbow Mac and Cheese, it’s the same great Mac and cheese we serve at the park, except it’s way more likely to judge your outfit! Come get your Gay Noodles today! #gay #pride

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Guys we’re gonna get a Larson Loop and then just decide to not open it for 7 years before giving it to @KentuckyKingdom lmao

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@FromtierCity

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Sorry folks, due to supply chain issues we’ve had to delay the opening of Dumpster Fire: The Ride until next year. Hey at least we are finally getting something new! Buy our Gold Season Pass so we have enough money to pay our employees!

[Wild Adventures @Unofficial_WA]

NEW RIDE ALERT 🚨:
Coming soon in 2022, just like @Hersheypark did with their boomerang, we will be re-themeing our boomerang as well! Introducing Dumpster Fire: The Ride! No sweet smells or new restraints here, just pure, utter garbage that WILL be over-marketed! #NewRideYay

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We replaced our only unique roller coaster with a restaurant because you can go screw yourself.

And then we put that coasters train in the new restaurant to make you remember that Wild Adventures had a unique roller coaster because, again, you can go screw yourself.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

you didnt understand the assignment

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How much for 20 minutes with Rita?

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@AdventurelandPk Steelers themed coaster when

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@AdventurelandPk Hey at least you aren’t the red headed step child of Herschend Family Entertainment

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@paramount_parks Thanks Paramount, very cool!

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Who was @midwaymayhemfan drunkenly making out with at the time?

[Amusement Insider @AmusementInside]

**RARE**
For Sale: & WORN by @midwaymayhemfan of @coasterstudios.
Great condition like new. From a pet-free nonsmoking household.
BID NOW: https://t.co/pJpvy4HGOH

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@TheManKingCorn @coasterstudios https://t.co/mfX0ePqtpV

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I feel like this is even more appropriate now! You go playah! @coasterstudios gets himself a cheating hot blonde!

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EXCITING NEWS FOR ALL WILD ADVENTURES STAFF! No raises or bonuses this year...BUT! There will be one more beer keg at the end of year party! Also due to budget cuts please provide your own red solo cups and @littlecaesars pizza. Thanks!
#PartyLikeARockstar

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Team member jack just spilt a whole bunch of nuclear waste into the pond.

The bad news: The alligators are probably dead

Even worse news: if those alligators are not dead they now have super powers.

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Attention Nerds! Our Vekoma RollerSkater is closing and being replaced with a Maurer SkyLoop, please respond with outrage and pretend the rollerskater was good. Looking at you, #universalstudios fanboys

#Shrek4D