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𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

ᅠᅠ
𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝟒

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

Passersby always complain that Route 4 practically 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨 of sex.

It's the little lizard's fault, and he won't be apologizing.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

¤ There aren't nearly enough people calling the Scraggy a girl. Bait the boy into instalossing you or getting reverse-raped. I promise it's not that hard—

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

@MxmmyAme Not. Fucking. 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚. 💢

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

It's no wonder that the 𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄-𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓 attracts so many predators. He doesn't exactly make an effort to take care of himself privately.

[#𝟔𝟗𝟗 𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 @lCEC0LDM0M]

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[ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＳＵＰＥＲ ＥＦＦＥＣＴＩＶＥ！！！]

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[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

@MxmmyAme Dunno what there is for you to be amused about, but whatever. Too busy staring at your chest to care, anyway—

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

@MxmmyAme I'm just speakin' my mind here. Ain't gotta call me insolent or whatever. 💢

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

There's a difference between being bratty, uppity, and downright irritable.

Scraggy just happens to be all three at the same time.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

Trainers exiting Route 4 always end up 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 than when they entered.

Low-level Scraggy encounters can be tough, even for experienced battlers.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

¤ Scrafty (and by extension Scraggy) are my favorite Unova 'mons and they don't get enough love. I'm fixing that.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

It's like just being in his general radius puts every 'mon that's a higher level than the punk into heat.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

¤ Waiting on replies while being all caught up in dms gotta be in the top 10 most agonizing experiences in human history

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

Doesn't @G0D0FTHVNDER have anything better to do than keep the Scraggy pinned in a 𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘇𝘆? He can only take so much lap-crushing without restoring his health.

She should curb that habit of stat-bullying 𝘷𝘶𝘭𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘪𝘵.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

¤ Gonna be videos, and I'll include captions with them anyway.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

Someone 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 needs to go back and revise a certain pokédex entry. @soIarbait is less of a "beast that devours the sun" and more of a beast that devours 𝐔𝐍-𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒.

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

Any run-in with @G0D0FTHVNDER 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 ends well for the Scraggy.

He can avoid the paralysis with 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗, sure. Doesn't matter much when he gets overwhelmed, held down, and 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 into a K.O.

No experience is gained if he faints. 💢

[＃５５９ 💢 @UnovanPunk]

<—— so short that he still needs to stand on his tiptoes just so predators can squatsuck him.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𓃹 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @IV0RYBUNNY]

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