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The answer is always "No", if you wake me to ask a question - any question.

#sleep #lackofsleep #getyoursleep #letmesleep

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@JessicaLexicus @BettieBoop77 Depends on how well you oil it and accurately heat it up.

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Binge watching Netflix.
#HermitPastimes

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#MyFriendsAlwaysKnow they can count on me to not sugarcoat and just tell them the truth, even if it hurts hearing it.

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#TheresNeverADullMoment when diahrea hits.

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#BadGarageSaleItems

Your journal.

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20,000 Leagues Under Menses
#PutAMovieThroughPuberty

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@TheWeirdWorld Depends on my choice of words to which I will speak, meow.

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#ItMakesMeAnxiousWhen I walk into Wal-mart. I don't know whether it's because I'm wearing my pj's or something about the layout of the store.

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#BeforeILeaveThisWorld I hope someone invents a microwave that can scan food barcodes to cook the way it should be cooked.

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#LivingWithDepressionIs feeling like you're already dead, yet still feeling the constant pain or numbness from what killed you while trying to meet the expectations of those around you.

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@SkippyMcGizzard Funny.

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#ItOnlyTakesAMinuteTo misunderstand something and forget hours of wonderful moments.

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#NeverApologizeFor your children's behavior in public.
Just say you don't know whose children they are and that their parents should be ashamed.

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A Few Good Pens
#MakeAMovieYours

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#ThouShallNotPassCause Gandalf says so.

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#UselessTriviaThatIKnow is #WhatIBringToTheParty

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The word "testify" is based on the Ancient Roman practice of making men swear on their testicles when making a statement in court.
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.

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