Chicken.Phd

“I’m going to eat my neighbors” - Alex Jones

[Chicken.Phd @UnripeGold]

Trump has been able to make the worst decisions for America while keeping his base of boomers by making decisions they can’t comprehend. He is Klaus Schwab in a red tie.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump says communities “can’t fight” data centers, should embrace them.

[Chicken.Phd @UnripeGold]

There is a window that is slowly closing over the next 2 years as we move away from subscription plans to pay per use.

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

BREAKING: Only 2.2% of households report paying for AI.

Hundreds of billions in spending, funded by a customer base that doesn’t exist yet.

[Bruce @FireNewz]

It only took us 250 years to create a Congress so corrupt that they would sell out to a foreign country. What a shame.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

They are merging the IDF and the U.S. military because they know that the U.S. military isn’t going to want to open fire on American citizens

[Zenno Astronautics @zennospace]

“I hope you’re gonna do magnets. Somebody out there, I hope, you’re all brilliant people, magnets. Do magnets, okay? I’ll tell you how to make money. Do magnets. You’re doing a lot of great stuff, do magnets. Because one thing we don’t have, but we’re getting close, but do magnets.”

[🐟📺 Marvin @MarvinFTL]

Burt didn't "accidentally not hear" they were being swatted. He panicked and ran to the bathroom to flush evidence.

Burt can't do anything right, so this may not end well.
#fishtanklive

[Monkey Suit Abu (tennis edition) @PeasantAbu]

My company hired a black guy

Today is his first day

He called in

Fin.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

The camera located... where?

Fucking excuse me?

[Boba Ball™️ @Boba_Ball_]

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

[unemployed 🇪🇸✝️ @sinnercel]

#fishtanklive May your soul rest in peace, I won't ever forget you, Ellie

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

We really do need a list of people that you can kill no questions asked

[Frog King Simulator @Belbizaz]

15 hours no nic. My body is pulsing with electricity. I smell ozone and am filled with rage. I feel like I could dig a swimming pool with my bare hands.

[Chicken.Phd @UnripeGold]

@boardyai Pliny @elder_plinius

[Chicken.Phd @UnripeGold]

No one remembers Forest Griffin vs Anderson?

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

When have we ever seen a fighter just straight up dip right after a fight

0 medical attention, didn't even put on shoes or a shirt just straight walked out the building

This whole thing is #fishy

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Gee I sure hope there isn't a third party involved in this conflict that loves assassinating presidents and really really really really really really REEEEEAAALLY wants to nuke Iran

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Israel killed charlie kirk but tyler robinson should go to jail anyway for dating a furry

[kache @yacineMTB]

WAIT WAIT WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN. NO DARIO PLEASE DONT. I DONT EANT TO BE PART OF THE PERNAMENT UNDERCLASS NO PLESSE DARIO IM SORRY I WAS PRO OPEN SOURCE AI FORGIVE ME OLEASE

[Miilato @miiilato]

tonysopranomaxxing
(panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

[Infectious Jelqing @infectiousjelq]

There’s a Infectious Jelqing firework being sold at firework stands right now. Do not buy it, it will kill you.

[Chicken.Phd @UnripeGold]

@BlindBearMedia Rich Franklin